January 2012
One hour and ten minutes until 2012 hits me...best...
Sometimes, I have these dreams that I'm still in...
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Fool-proof way to keep the Norwegians from leaving...
Confine trouble-making teenage daughter to her room as often as possible during the duration of Norwegian stay.
Increase size of smorgasbord tenfold.
Fit all entrances/exits of the building with automatic doors (like at a supermarket.)
Near all entrances/exits, place numerous potted palms which are easily tipped over “completely by accident.”
When you see the Norwegians making for...
Well, I'm still here but I don't feel one bit...
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December 2011
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
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There're a lot of things I'd like to do, a lot of...
Mostly because of who I am and how I am, I think...
Anonymous asked: Tell us about her
Guys, it literally hurts...chest pain upon my...
Anonymous asked: If you kill yourself I will use every ounce of folklore and occult knowledge I know to raise you from the dead only to kill you myself then raise you again just to piss you off.
I think what I am is heartsick because I do love...
Sometimes I shut my eyes for hours at a time and...
I feel like I’d be good at the whole dead thing.
Anonymous asked: *is not the other anon but anyways* Hi! I'm a person! Please don't kill yourself!
Anonymous asked: Don't kill yourself.
Anonymous asked: Who were you talking about in that last post?
If this were my last day, if that were a...
Anonymous asked: *hugs*
There are so many places I could go...so many...
but as I’ve said before, I’d just fuck it up.
I know now that I'll never be able to kill myself,...
so would someone please be good enough to kill me?
There's over 9 million users on Tumblr now. Reblog...
scars-kept-secret:
i-am-glen-coco:
pineappledean:
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10knotes:
why does this have less than 50,000 notes?
Why does this have less than 9,000,000 notes? Tumblr isn’t for hating.
“It’s like I was running faster than I had ever run before, but I...”
– Wouldn’t you like to know? No, really, take a guess.
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Anonymous asked: If you could have anything, anything at all in the world, what would it be?
Anonymous asked: I care but that doesn't mean I have to spam your ask box to show it. My ask box is empty on a pretty regular basis too. Doesn't mean no one cares though. I'd rather spam your inbox with an interesting ask then with a "do you like tomatoes?" ask.
Anonymous asked: No, be honest!
Anonymous asked: You are appointed dictator of the United States. How do you respond? What do you do?
Okay, I get that at this point no one cares enough...
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I've tried begging...pleading...and yet my askbox...
I used to know this girl who would fake seizures...
thing was, she actually DID have a very real seizure condition, but none of the ones she had at school, at least the ones right before gym, were real. She’d pop an Alka-Seltzer tab under her tongue and go into her act…
It doesn’t seem so important now, but I wonder where she is sometimes, and how she ended up.
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Okay...please, please, please folks...ask me... →